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Confucius say: Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.
Q: Why did God create alcohol? A: So ugly people have a chance to have sex Q: If Moms have Mothers Day, and Fathers have Fathers Day. What do...
Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself. After...
these are pretty bad sorry Q: How many etheopians does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3 one to change the light and two to eat the packages....
A cop stopped a drunk at about dawn. The cop asked, "Can you explain why you're out at this hour?" "If I could," the drunk said, "I'd be home by...
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on...
Q: How do you torture Helen Keller? A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
Whats the hardest part of a vegetable? The Wheelchair.
Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more...
Once while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common? In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier
A man walks into the bar and sees a sign: Handjob: $5 Cheese sandwich: $2 He walks over to the bartender, a big boobied blonde, and asks....
A young boy walks up to his mom grabbing his nuts. The boy stares at them puzzled for quite some time. Finally his mom asks him,"Whats wrong...
Re: Jokes Different kinds of sex The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it until you’re blue in...
Re: Jokes Little kid stupid Knock Knock Who's There? Broccoli Broccoli Who? Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.
Re: Jokes So wrong we are going to hell EX: There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on a beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he...
do it. you have to really push them when shit like this happens otherwise they will never fix it. when they find out that it will go legal then...
lol sounds like maybe you were spanking the monkey jk. there is the one boob thread haha i am still chillin on the night shift gotta love it.
